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Im always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Be a bad ass with a good asslets see some beast mode squats. Dont give up on your dreams. I bent twisted gyrated jumped up and down and perspired for a half an hour.

If i were murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle. If were going to charge 10 an hour we cant call it jumping up and down rita rudner i dont get why people pay to exercise in a gym when its free to not exercise. 60 short and funny inspirational workout quotes to live by images 1. When people ask me if i exercise i tell them i do crunches every day especially captain crunch and nestle crunch unknown 33.

Behind every success woman is the butt. Bridger winegar i cant die it would ruin my image. Top ten funny gym sayings take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital amit kalantri if your dog is fat youre not getting enough exercise unknown when i feel like exercising i just lie down until the feeling goes away robert m. Feel free to share these funny fitness quotes and memes anywhere you.

I decided to take an aerobics class. Sure i can do that slices bread. For those who like to laugh at themselves and others check out these hilariously funny motivational quotes and memes for fitness. If your mind doesnt push harder your body goes nowhere.

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Gym quotes for women when you see a woman with smudged lipstick and runny kajal you know she just finished a killer workout. It doesnt matter how slow you jog youre lapping everyone on the coucha little exercise is better than none at. The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said. None of these funny fitness quotes or memes are meant to shame anyone or discourage you from doing cardio but i clearly have a preference.

Unless you puke faint or die keep going.