Short Funny Running Quotes

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Short funny running quotes. Running a marathon felt like i played in a very rough football game with no hitting above the waist alan page. If you can read this im not last. All it takes is all you got. Ive learned that its what you do with the miles rather than how many youve run rod dehaven.

Good things come slow especially in distance running. Run like hell and get the agony over with. I plan on having such an epic. I thought they said rum.

Dont take training so seriously. Another funny quote is i run to the door when the pizza gets here these are some funny running quotes which are not only funny but also the source of inspiration. Fast running isnt forced. The five ss of sports training are stamina speed strength skill and spirit.

Dont worry theyll tell you jimmy fallon. Dec 26 2015 funny running quotes. Its unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. Run like hell and get the agony over with clarence demar.

Youre pace or mine. But the greatest of these is spirit. This is a lot of work for a free banana. Slow runners make faster runners look good.