Portal 2 Cave Johnson Quotes

All of these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way keeps out the rats.

Portal 2 cave johnson quotes. Cave johnson is the founder of aperture science which evolved from its precursor aperture fixtures and later aperture science innovatorscave johnson first appeared by a username and password scrawled in one of the rattmanns dens during portal and was fleshed out and provided with additional details during the portal arg. Okay now the other cave has sent a huge block of frozen urine. Make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons. Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house.

I need you to dark cave do not. That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. 10 memorable cave johnson quotes. Cave johnsons science goo apertures really getting desperate xd cave johnson quotes portal 2 funny portal cool signs portal 2 calculator cave johnson lemons mantis.

Whoever this alternate cave johnson is hes a jerk. If you need to go to the bathroom in this next series of tests please let test associates know. In portal 2 cave johnson became a prominent character through a. Im the man whos gonna burn your house down.

Keeps out the rats. Because thats not part of the test. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis dna ive got some good news and some bad news. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping.

Demand to see lifes manager. Quotes from the newest portal 2 dlc perpetual testing initiative they play at the beginning of each chamber you play valve owns all the sounds and my soul. Cave johnsons best quotes from portal 2. Do you know who i am.

These are all of the story based messages of the brilliant but ever funny cave johnson of aperture. Combine overwiki the original half life wiki and portal wiki. Instead of sending us the apology fruit. Chariots chariots.

Im the man whos going to burn your house down. Cave johnson here. Its too big for us to get it out.