Motherhood Funny Parenting Quotes

No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle aged children for signs of improvement 5.

Motherhood funny parenting quotes. Having one child makes you a parent. Funny motherhood quotes that will make mom laugh out loud 1. If youre in need of parenting jokes and quotes then hold on to your hat. Parenting humor teenagers parenting memes step parenting parenting toddlers parenting advice funny mom jokes mom humor hilarious legal humor.

So i became a mom unknown 3. Hell hath no fury like a toddler whos sandwich was been cut into squares when they wanted triangles. Milton berle if evolution really works how come mothers have only two hands 7. 21 funny parenting quotes.

90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. I love cleaning up messes i didnt make. Erma bombeck when your mother asks do you want a piece of advice it is a mere formality. 75 of every parents daily calories probably come just from licking knives.

Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet no one really knows how even though everyone thinks they know how to be a perfect parent they dont. Theyre more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Youre going to get it anyway 6. Then i want to.

13 perfect quotes about motherhood from tina fey from the hilarious to the oh so relatable the comedian behind the hit show 30 rock and mom of two daughters has a lot to say about parenting. I love cleaning up messes i didnt make. No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother inside a public restroom atlhlodder 88 of parenting is saying its bedtime 150 times between 800 and 900 every night atsardoniktart. It doesnt matter if you answer yes or no.

Having two you are a referee david frost never have more children than you have car windows erma bombeck you know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where theyre going p. Funny baby advice quotes a dose of reality. Being a parent isnt an easy job but here are 25 funny parenting quotes for those days when all you can do is laugh about it. Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

I used to have functioning brain cells but i traded them in for childrensave 2. Its funny how the world always assumes they can be a better mother to your children than you can. You know more than you think you do. So i became a mom.