Medical Funny Doctor Quotes

Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me well in plain english the doctor replied youre just lazy okay said the man.

Medical funny doctor quotes. Nov 2 2017 explore samad hashs board doctor humor on pinterest. Diamonds and designer dresses are cool but nothing beats a lab coat and stethoscope. My doctor is wonderful. All our records are electronic now just fill out these 12 forms.

See more ideas about humor medical humor bones funny. Joey bishop after a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me maybe life isnt for everyone. Wall street journal according to hospital insurance codes there are 3 different ways you can be injured by a lamppost. Youve got six months to live.

Doctor quotes sayings about doctors. Once in 1955 when i couldnt afford an operation he touched up the x rays. The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. Doctor i get heartburn every time i eat birthday cake.

When the examination was complete he said now doc i can take it. Funny quotes on illness doctor office funny quotes funny nurse quotes funny quotes about health funny inspirational quotes funny quotes psychiatry nurse humor quotes and sayings funny quotes about life. Groucho marx according to hospital insurance codes there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Hilarious short quotes doctors group 5. Doc says joe i got some bad news for you.

The proud feeling when you are called a doctor requires years and years of hard work. Marcus tullius cicero. Wall street journal is there a medical rule that requires. Next time take off the candles.