Funny Roller Skating Quotes

Let these funny skating quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

Funny roller skating quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Its a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. What was the hardest part. Unlike the skates in this etegami they were simply wheeled metal frames that screwed tightly to my shoes.

I will never forget the exuberant feeling of flight that i got from my first pair of roller skates. Hey dude watch this if figure skating was easy theyd call it hockey bumper. Im in a love skate relationship. Explore 378 skating quotes by authors including franklin p.

You got back from your roller skating lessons. Ralph waldo emerson. In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. Acting is like roller skating.

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Jones tony hawk and jennifer aniston at brainyquote. Even the best fall down sometimes. Those who skate together stay together. Funny skating quotes funny quotes about skating.

Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness and its all over much too quickly. Impossible that two thin blades of metal will support you impossible that because its molecules have begun to dance a little slower water will hold you up. This is how i roll. Theres always that first step in skating from dry ground to slick ice when it just seems impossible.

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