Funny Nurse Quotes

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Funny nurse quotes. Nurse he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask. 250 funniest nursing quotes and ecards part 1 2 we do like our job most of the time and we do prefer nights to days but yea its a killer. You look exhausted blonde. Whoever first said the line jokes are half meant probably had funny nursing quotes in mind.

A young student nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath. Where else can you experience the thrill of having total strangers poop in front of you like its totally your business. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that i have to come today for a blood test i spent the whole night studying for it a tourist is in a hospital with 60 degree burns. Although it is more enjoyable to celebrate the birth it is just as important to comfort in.

A new nurse is excited to sign everything. Here are some funny nurse sayings that provide insight into the daily life of a nurse. Every nurse who doesnt turn their back on nursing students or graduate nurses every nurse who acknowledges its okay and simply human to make foolish mistakes every nurse who takes a moment of their time to help when youre scared and every nurse who remembers what its like to be a beginner. Are my testicles black embarrassed the young nurse replies i dont know sir.

You might like funny work quotes and memes. Nurse quote for student nurses who inspires me to be a nurse. Nursing school is a lot like giving birth once its over you just tend to forget just how painful the process really was im a nurse whats your superpower nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors nurse in charge or patients i love being a nurse but i mostly love wearing scrubs. Im only here to wash your upper body and feet he struggles to ask again.

6 oh so true. 3 only those in the medical field would understand. Nurses are there when the last breath is taken and nurses are there when the first breath is taken. Funny nurses quotes international nurses day i avoid unhealthy looking people at the mall for fear that i may have to cpr on my day off im a nurse.

The doctor says give him two viagras the nurse asks do you think that will help. Dont mess with me i get paid to poke people with sharp objects nursing. I avoid unhealthy looking people at the mall for fear that i may have to cpr on my day off.