Funny Naughty Santa Quotes

If you ever have to steal money from your kid and later on he discovers its gone i think a good thing to do is to blame it on santa claus.

Funny naughty santa quotes. Whether you cant wait to share christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from christmas dinner and want some santa jokes christmas jokes or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table weve got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much pg 13. See which one fills up first. See more ideas about naughty christmas christmas quotes naughty. Lets be naughty and save santa the trip.

Last christmas i gave you my heart the following day you gave it away. Melanie white lets be naughty and save santa the trip. You probably shouldnt be diggin in your ass. Dec 21 2014 explore delaney arroyos board naughty christmas quotes.

Why dont you wish in one hand and shit in the other. I never get to see santa claus come down the chimney because i always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him. Funny quotes about santa claus jack handy. Gary allan i wish i were more like santa.

Christmas is not an external event its an event born from your heart. Santa quotes christmas quotes christmas humor christmas fun christmas cards christmas glasses naughty christmas naughty santa friend birthday gifts. Saved by dee miller. Apr 1 2014 dear santa i can explain.