Funny Military Quotes

This military humor will crack you up whether youre in the army marines navy or air force.

Funny military quotes. Ambrose bierce the devils dictionary why does the air force need expensive new bombers. You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid mentally disturbed physically abusive cold dead hand. The marines i have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies the filthiest minds the highest morale and the lowest morals of any group of animals i have ever seen. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

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When the military man approaches the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind george bernard shaw hit the other fellow as quick as you can and as hard as you can where it hurts him most when he aint lookin. The funny military jokes and on this list are for soldiers and civilians alike. Unless youre in the national guard then you might want to do some. Murphys laws of combat.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Here is our collection of powerful and military. Bumper sticker dont tell mom im a pilot she thinks i play piano in a whorehouse bumper sticker. There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.

Even more so these statements from true patriots under all those who have fallen in service to their country. He goes to the next bed. Thank you marine animal. Funny quotes from bumper stickers.

If you dont get some of the references in these jokes about the military dont worry. Teamwork is essential it gives them someone else to shoot at. Funny military quotes. The following military quotes will show you why it is so important to never forget about those to whom we owe our independence and freedom.

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Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Bumper sticker. When a flight is proceeding incredibly well something was forgotten. In american military matters that exposed part of the army that is nearest to congress.

Several funny military quotes to make you smile the reason the american army does so well in wartime is that war is chaos and the american army practices it on a.