Funny History Quotes

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Funny history quotes. People get pregnant because of alcohol. Calvin coolidge the 30th president of the united states. Funny history quotes some will surprise you go to table of contents. Father during the war i allowed a jewish refugee to live in my attic.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. The older you get the better. Funny quotes on comparison. Read these famous history quotes and get drawn into the realms of the past.

Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Clever clever i like it. Alcohol creates massive shifts in world history and it changes peoples lives. Lol loving it truly.

Winston churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes. Top 100 funny quotes of all time. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Hindsight is the historians necessary vice.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em latermitch. My mother always used to say. Gentlemen you cant fight in here.

Arthur wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. It is one of the most powerful forces that shape history. Im just like yeast i eat sugar and i shit alcohol. Voltaire history is only the register of crimes and misfortunes napoleon bonaparte what is history but a fable agreed upon.

When i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. I grew up in europe where the history comes from. Discover and share funny history quotes. And theres a huge culture that goes with that.

Chase famous book writer. You helped a poor soul survive the war. This is the war roompresident merkin muffley peter sellers dr. 12 funny history jokes about world war two.

I do not see anything wrong with that. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they never are around its funny how people change and think theyre so much better its funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter its funny how one night can hold so much regret its funny how you can forgive but not forget. In the 1960s joe pyne one of the original shock jocks apparently began an interview with frank zappa by saying so i guess your long hair makes you a woman.