Funny Diet Quotes Jokes

I tried every diet in the book.

Funny diet quotes jokes. Eat whatever you want if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight eat them too. Im a light eater. Go from nothing fits to feeling fitits all fun and games until your jeans dont fit. Ive been on a diet for two weeks and all ive lost is fourteen days totie fields.

Diet is not a piece of cake. Life is too short for self hatred and celery sticks marilyn wann. When someone asks me if i quit my diet. When someone asks me if.

I tried some that werent in the book. Dec 1 2014 explore mick oneill duffs board funny diet quotes followed by 292 people on pinterest. Funny dieting reminderwhenever i feel sad i just go to my happy place. My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.

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As soon as the light comes on i start eating. Every time i start eating food i get sick. Jul 5 2015 explore nancy bertolis board diet jokes on pinterest. Unless there are three other people.

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