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You mixed those two up last year.

Funny christmas dear santa quotes funny. Whether your family shares religious christmas quotes or christmas bible verses around the table or just traditional christmas sayings theres no better time to share your love and appreciation for the season. Funny jokes funny christmas wishes letter jokes 0. Santa claus brings the real magic ahem the presents to the christmas season when he shows up for christmas eve festivities. Dear santa this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body.

Dear santa for christmas i want a fat bank account and a thin body. This year please keep my girlfriend as amazing as shes been the past 3 christmas. The main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live george carlin. 6 of 12 christmas.

The only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks. Dear santa i was good all year well most of the year right sometimes at least few times ok ill buy it myself. Kappits 1 dear santa. Last christmas i gave you my heart the following day you gave it away.

Dear santa before i explain how much do you know already unknown. Youse a bitch nigga. Lets be naughty and save santa the trip. And please dont mix those two up like you did last year.

5 of 12 dear santa this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. You mixed those two up last year. Youse a bitch ass niggai heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you. Thats a bitch move santaim comin for that ass again.

If a fat man puts you in a bag dont worry i requested santa to have you for christmas.