60th Birthday Quotes Funny

I have a problem about being nearly sixty.

60th birthday quotes funny. I keep waking up in the morning and thinking im thirty one elizabeth janeway. 60 isnt for sissies. Happy 60 th birthday. Wonder where your car is parked.

Dad in you i can see a young man turning into 30 with the 30 years of experience. 39 turning sixty is not a reason to slow down in life. Funny 60th birthday quotes. You have to stay in shape.

Continue to inspire all of us who look up to you happy birthday 03 even if there is just one candle on your birthday cake today the number sixty still stands proud. Funny and serious quotes for your loved one or friend or if for you happy birthday. 60 is 6 perfect 10s. Youre going to need a huge cake for all your candles.

Wonder where you left your phone. More pills more chills and more bills greg tamblyn the trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off abe lemons first you forget names then you forget faces then you forget to pull your zipper up then you forget to pull your zipper down leo rosenberg. Im glad you are a human instead of a dog because otherwise youd be dead by now. A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

At his wifes 60th birthday party in jackson hole wyoming dick cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. You start boring complete strangers with your medical. Happy 60th birthday happy 60th birthday wishes. 02 wow happy 60th birthday name we started from the bottom and now we are here way up high in the stratosphere.

A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance. Good thing people dont age as fast as some other things like dogs cars or computers. 60th birthday jokesthe. When you hit 60.

60 is the new sexy. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was. Cheers to your successful life. Lots of love for you.

38 turning sixty is one of the best phases of life because you can actually start pretending that you are old when you want seats on busses and trains. Oh well happy 60th birthday. Here are some of the most catchy 60th birthday slogans and sayings ever used. 60th birthday jokes about memory congratulations youve finally reached the wonder years.

60its only a number. Afterward he met with 100 donors not campaign donors heart donors. Funny 60th birthday quotes 60th birthday humor. A very happy 60th birthday to a real beauty.